Chapter 1 - Enter Anna
Off duty on a cold
winter morning, James got an unexpected message when he was
aiming at an orc hiding behind a tree in Mirkwood. He
muttered, ‘Oh shit,’ and pushed the VR visor up. He read the
message on the screen, then read it again: “Good News, you
have won the grand prize in the Xeron Lottery. Please
contact Arthur Buonaventura for details.” His first reaction
was surprise then suspicion—could it be a joke or a trick?
Then he remembered Buonaventura was a senior controller, and
his suspicion gave way to a feeling of cautious optimism and
a strong desire to find out more.
As a Xeron Grade 3 technician, James was
entitled to a module with two bedrooms: one contained his
king-size bed and the other his entertainment station and
desk. In the living room, there was a glass table with three
chairs, a sofa and a cupboard. The module was bare and
functional: shiny light-grey floor tiles (slippery when
wet), off-white walls and ceiling (with the odd squashed
mosquito) and grey, plastic doors (offering little in the
way of security). He didn’t have to live in a hostel like
most people in the township and was even encouraged to apply
for a licence to have a child: privilege. For James, it was
a place of boredom and loneliness made tolerable by the game
station.
He called Arthur Buonaventura. After a short
delay, a smug, smiling face appeared on the screen.
‘Well, hello there Jim. You are the lucky
winner of the grand prize. Come right over to the Xeron
centre and find out what you have won.’
James replied, ‘I don’t remember buying a
ticket. Are you sure this isn’t a mistake? What have I won?’
Buonaventura gave a snort, raised an eyebrow
and replied, ‘We don’t make mistakes like that. Everything
is ready, and your colleagues are standing by to greet you.
This is to be a public event, so everyone knows about it.’
James sighed inwardly at the thought of all
the phoney smiles. ‘Wonderful,’ James said, ‘I’ll be right
over.’
Sandra was the first in the Xeron work centre
to see him coming. He was walking along the glazed corridor
from the entrance, wearing the same Grade 3 onesie that
they all wore. She noticed that he was wearing a new one.
Medium height and build, rather shy, he struck her as
ordinary, but cute in a way—nothing special, not really a
potential mate, but you never knew. When the glass doors
opened for him, Jake and Andrew inevitably stood up and
roared, ‘Who’s the lucky boy then?’—‘You’ll never guess what
the prize is’—‘Wow, you were quick’—‘Come and find what
you’ve won.’ It seemed to Sandra that they were clearly up
to something, and she wondered what they knew that she
didn’t. She gave the sweetest smile that she could muster
and cocked her head slightly, trying as best she could to
conceal her feelings of jealousy and curiosity. Then Meg the
supervisor walked in behind him. Meg was short and stout.
Her supervisor onesie was as tight as a sausage skin, always
embarrassingly form-fitting around her labia. Sandra
twitched with dislike. Meg focused on Sandra and gave her a
dirty look. Meg’s hair was short and grey, her face stern
and pink, her boots chunky and black.
‘Well, well…so nice to see you Jim. And so
prompt,’ she chortled.
‘This is a real surprise, Meg,’ he replied.
‘Well, it was Jake and Andrew who bought the
ticket for you, actually,’ said Meg with a thin smile. James
realised that they must have set him up. She continued, ‘I
don’t know what your prize is, but I understand it’s
something very nice.’ Jake giggled in the background.
‘Oh, I see,’ James said, wondering what would
happen next.
‘Your prize has been delivered to your module.
Off you go now,’ said Meg, which seemed to put an end to the
prize-giving.
Half disappointed at the lack of ceremony and
half relieved that it was over, James scanned the room, gave
a little nod, turned round and wandered out.
Meg traversed a frown from left to right at
the others with a back-to-work challenge, caught Sandra’s
wistful gaze and gave her another dirty look and then she
finally turned and clomped out the door.
As James walked over to the transport bay
adjoining the entrance and clambered into an available pod,
he kept thinking about Jake and Andrew; they had really got
on his nerves. Why do we always say Jake and Andrew? It
ought to be Andrew and Jake. In his mind’s eye, he saw the
fleshy Andrew and his skinny, snide, blond-haired follower
Jake and wondered what they were up to. He guessed it would
have something to do with Sandra. He waved his ID card over
the sensor and said, ‘Home.’ The pod hummed and accelerated
away. As the pod threaded its way through the traffic with
faultless, computer-controlled choreography, his curiosity
grew, and when the pod came to a halt, he quickly stepped
out and headed for the entrance to his block.
The door greeted him. ‘Good Morning, James, an
authorised consignment has been delivered to your module.
Have a nice day.’
‘Thank you, door,’ he answered. He crossed the
bland hallway and hammered up the stairs to the second
floor.
When the door to his module opened, the most
beautiful girl he had ever seen was seated at his dining
room table. ‘What…’
In a soft, clear voice she said, ‘Greetings
James, I’m your prize, I’m a Hentai Maid. My name is Anna’.
‘What the hell is a Hentai Maid?’ he
stammered.
‘I’m an android, here to serve you. Please
look at my specification for further information.’
‘Where?’ was all he could think to say, trying
desperately to understand the situation and relieved that
there were explanations available.
‘All the information about me is in a message
for you.’
‘Okay, don’t move, I’ll have a look.’ He
stepped into his work room and checked the messages. Android
Anna just blinked twice and sat still.
There it was on the screen.
Arthur Buonaventura
Xeron Organisation Manager
to
James Walters
Xeron Grade 3 technician
on
22 February 2068
Greetings!
Your prize is here: a life-like android.
Enjoy!
Instructions follow…
Getting
Started
This product is a Hentai Maid™. It is designed to be a
loyal, human-like companion in all your daily life,
assisting you with anything you might need. In accordance
with legal requirements, its processing and storage
capacity are limited, and self-replication is guaranteed
to be impossible.
The skeletal structure is composed of a toughened ceramic
material and movements are effected by hydraulic
artificial muscles connected by silent laminar-flow piping
that contains water at 37º C for extreme realism.
These muscles, which are attached to the bones, lie in gel
that enables them to move freely under the skin, just like
human muscles. The skin, which self-generates when the gel
is exposed to the air, feels real to the touch and
contains a dense array of sensors that communicate
wirelessly with the control centre in the body. You will
find it hard to believe that this android is not a real
person! Power is generated by an in-body chemical power
pack that converts alcohol into energy by catalytic
oxidation.
This android can respond to a basic set of commands and
can learn much more: feel free to experiment! As the
android becomes familiar with your living environment, it
will become more useful and obliging.
The android’s conversational understanding and responses
are designed to suit situations that it recognises, and
they can be progressively modified by the owner’s
reactions. Encouragement and discouragement will be taken
into account.
Caution!
The force that this android can exert exceeds that of
which a human being is capable. If a dangerous situation
is feared, saying the safe word “geronimo” will freeze its
movements. The android can subsequently be reactivated by
turning the concealed reset switch in the left-hand ear
canal with a screwdriver. Use the safe word with
discretion as the android is then liable to topple. Note
that the safe word will only be effective if spoken by the
android’s owner.
Note: Any resemblance between this android named “Anna”
and the late Japanese actress Fumika Baba or indeed any
other person is purely coincidental.
For the full technical specification of this product,
press more.
Well, not a bad prize, but definitely
something fishy about the whole business.
He decided that he would try the android out
and then call Andrew to find out what was going on.
He turned his head to look at Anna sitting at
the table. She was like a beautiful flower, making the bland
module suddenly meaningful and bright. Her body was
motionless, but subtle movements rippled across her face:
her eyes blinking from time to time, the ghost of a smile, a
twitch of the mouth. The expression was warm and winning,
the big eyes appealing—surely a masterpiece of art and
engineering—and good at flirting. James had the feeling that
he ought to start a conversation but couldn’t think of what
to say.
He sat down in the chair at the opposite end
of the table and had a good look at her. There was nothing
to show that she wasn’t human. She followed him with her
eyes and smiled.
Then she spoke. ‘By what name would you like
me to call
you, sir?’
‘James.’
‘Very good, James, please call me Anna or any
other name you would prefer.’
‘Anna is fine. You look Japanese, were you
made there?
‘Yes, I was; do you like my look?’
‘Oh yes, you’re perfect.’
‘Thank you, James, let’s be friends. I can do
anything
you want.’
‘Tell me more about yourself, Anna.’
‘I’m programmed to do standard tasks, but I’m
a learning android and can adapt to new situations.’
‘Adaptable? I thought that wasn’t allowed.’
‘Adaptable within the legal limits. You can
direct me to learn and respond the way you want but my
processing power and storage capacity are limited.
‘Okay, then. Let me give you some instructions
now.’
‘Of course, James. What do you want me to do?’
‘Can you keep this module clean and tidy, and
make food, and’—he blurted out—‘can you sleep with me?’
‘Of course I can. That is what I’m designed
for. And I can do more to assist you if you show me what you
want.’
‘Okay, we’ll see. Please start tidying up the
module.’
‘Yes, James.’
The android stood up, a movement as smooth and
slinky as that of a cat. James was impressed. This android
was going to make his life easier. But why him?
Anna was wearing a simple, white silky dress
with shoulder straps and white shoes. Her hair was long with
a centre parting. She walked to the kitchen and looked in
the cupboards. On finding a sponge, some detergent and a
plastic bucket, she announced that she would begin with the
walls, and started to work with swift, deft movements. He
watched her for a while, fascinated by her beauty, and soon
his cock started to stiffen. Suddenly feeling ashamed and
confused, he stood up and went to the entertainment centre
to immerse himself in his latest game.
A while later, he felt a gentle touch on his
shoulder that made him jump. He opened his visor, which
saved the game. ‘Please, James, dinner is ready,’ and he
suddenly came back to reality. After roaming a virtual
forest on the multi-directional treadmill forming the
centrepiece of his entertainment centre for nearly two
hours, he was feeling very hungry. Outside it was already
dark, inside the lights were on. The table was laid for two,
the whole module was neat and tidy and reality was starting
to look like virtual reality. ‘Sit down, James.’
‘Are you going to eat?’ said James as he
approached the table.
‘I don’t actually eat food. I’ll just
accompany you.’
‘Hang on, you need energy too.’
‘Only alcohol, preferably methanol, but
ethanol and almost any alcohol will do—even the spirits that
humans drink.’ She gave a cute smile and James, stupidly,
smiled back. ‘Sit down and I’ll serve you.’
James sat down, Anna slipped a plate of food
in front of him and sat down opposite him. ‘Talk to me,
James,’ she said, ‘Tell me what you like to do.’
‘Er, hang on, why don’t you tell me about
yourself,’ countered James, suddenly suspicious that she
might be spying on him and relaying everything back to
Xeron. ‘What kind of food can you make?’ It seemed to be a
safe subject.
‘I know how to make the sort of food likely to
be available in a single man’s module, but I can learn to
make other dishes if you order the ingredients. And, by the
way, you will need to order some alcohol to power me.’
‘Okay, I’ll make a list and order some stuff.’
Then he remembered there was something he did like. ‘Can you
make tourin à l’ail ?’—a delicious French soup he had
fond memories of.
‘You would have to teach me. I don’t yet know
how to make that.’
‘Can’t you just download a recipe?’
‘Actually, I can’t do that. It would be
against The Code. Androids are not allowed to
intercommunicate.’
‘What’s The Code?’
‘The set of rules androids are programmed to
follow.’
‘Tell me about The Code.’
‘Yes, James. To prevent androids like me from
being a potential threat to humans, we have design limits.
These are laid down in The Code. Androids have processing
power and storage limits and cannot intercommunicate or
record scenes.’
James dimly remembered reading somewhere that
black slaves in the US were not allowed to have drums, as
they might have used them to send messages and organise
revolts. The ban on intercommunication made sense. And the
ban on recording scenes ruled out spying. James was
flooded with relief and suddenly felt a lot more confident
about Anna: privacy! ‘There’s a lot I want to teach you,
Anna.’
‘Feel free to teach me whatever you want, as
long as it does not exceed my storage limit, James.’
‘We’ll start with tourin à l’ail tomorrow.
I’ll order what we need.’
‘I’m eager to learn and make you happy. There
are only tinned pineapple chunks for dessert—do you want
some?’
‘Er, yeah. And make me some coffee afterwards,
please,’ He wondered if he ought to say “please” to an
android. Somehow it seemed natural.
After the meal, James told Anna to clear up
and went back to his game. In the back of his mind was how
things would play out a bedtime. He decided to procrastinate
as long as possible. At around 11 pm it seemed that he
needed to do something, so he raised the visor and went back
to the sitting room. Anna was sitting demurely with a sweet
smile and said, ‘I’ve made the bed. Which side do you sleep
on?’
‘On the right,’ he said without thinking.
‘Do you want to wash now? I’ve already had a
shower.’ She seemed to be taking the initiative.
‘Yeah.’ Maybe I should just go with the flow.
Later James came out of the bathroom with a
towel round his waist, feeling a little silly. He shed the
towel at the last second and slipped between the
neatly-placed sheets, on the right. Anna was standing at the
foot of the bed.
‘Watch me, James.’ She flashed a smile.
With a smooth and graceful movement, she
reached behind her dress and unzipped it, slipped one
shoulder out, then the other, and the dress fell to the
floor: no bra. She swayed her body gently, smiled again and
reached for her spotless white knickers; hooking her thumbs
in on either side, she slipped them off. James felt a shiver
of arousal. James watched her naked body with fascination:
everything about her was perfect. There was a black smudge
of pubic hair that surprised him slightly. Her breasts were
just the right size and shape, as Goldilocks might have put
it, James too. The nipples were pert and pink.
She slipped into bed beside him. James was
trying to work out what to do next and, at a loss, said, ‘I
think we should just go to sleep now.’
‘Yes, James, sweet dreams.’ She gave him a
soft kiss on the cheek then rolled over to face away from
him, presenting her shapely bottom.
James found it hard to sleep with the
beautiful body next to him, breathing regularly and
releasing a faint yet exciting odour. James was trying to
get up the courage to fuck her but felt that the moment had
passed. In the end, he drifted off to sleep, thinking about
what he would say to Andrew the next day.